Wednesday, January 31, 2007

You have got to be kidding?

Hoax Devices Part Of Cartoon Ad Campaign

(WBZ) BOSTON The suspicious devices which forced bomb units to scramble across Boston today were actually magnetic lights that are part of a marketing campaign for a television cartoon.

They were in Atlanta, New York, LA, and most other major cities. They have been there for weeks.

"It's a hoax -- and it's not funny," Gov. Deval Patrick said.

Your a moron. Shut up!

"The "packages" in question are magnetic lights that pose no danger...."

And Boston PD only found that out after they blew them up!

Here is what the "Devices" look like.

Here are the blown up ones...

Here is the video upon their release.

http://aquateenhungerbomb.ytmnd.com/
http://spankedwithmoonrocks.ytmnd.com/
http://foxnewssmart.ytmnd.com/
http://scarylitebrite.ytmnd.com/
http://bostonmooninite.ytmnd.com/
http://notabomb.ytmnd.com/
http://wesmokewhileweflipthebird.ytmnd.com/
http://iathfboston.ytmnd.com/
http://mooninitesduplicatereuniteandunihilate.ytmnd.com/

Here is the Movie Trailer:


Here is the press conference:


That is the greatest press conference ever!

And if I hear "hoax devices" one more time... WHAT IS THE HOAX? I DON'T FRACKIN' GET IT!!!

BEST YTMND!
http://litebritemooninite.ytmnd.com/

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Monday, January 29, 2007

FIREFOX!?!!

If you use Firefox 2.0 for windows download and use this!!!!

DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!

Yesterday on Digg there was....

Ninja.com

which is a waste of a domain...

today there is...

p1r4t3s.com

Because we all know Pirates > Ninjas

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Carnival Of...

For those that followed the Carnival of Cordite (and mourn its passing) we have something new.

Carnival of Cordite



The Second Amendment Carnival. (Currently Issue 8)

GTA: PA

Doesn't the Passionate America show fit the GTA universe?

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Watching America

It has been a while since I have put up a post with links to Watching America. I don't know if many (any) of you have ever heard of, much less been there.

Watching America has translations to newspapers all around the planet. The CIA even checks this site, because they have such a quick turn around on their translations.

Why do I point this out? This planet is nucking futs!

New Zealand:
Your Views: Hillary for president?

Cuba:
Yes It's True: Iraqi Lives are Worth Less Than U.S. Lives

China:
Iran shoots down U.S. spy drone amid growing military pressure

Iran:
President: The Demise of U.S. and Israel 'Imminent'

Russia:
Bitter Fruit: Bush is Given 'Taste of His Own Medicine'

George W. Bush: A Very Impeachable President

Scientology: (Not a nation I know, but still F***ED UP!)
Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

Germany:
The Secret of America's Counterfeit 'Supernotes'

Italy:
Bush's Real Problem: The American Army is 'Incapable of Learning'


Sometimes you have to really read this smut to get a grasp on how absolutely insane these people are. The Iranian "news" is particularly hysterical.

Jimmy Carter
....YAAFM

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Oh No?!

Is it bad when you have to write a short essay on a few topics that don't even have a Wikipedia entry?

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

FINE!

Okay.... Visit here. Leave comments.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Blue Monday?

Some say today was Blue Monday. The Un-happiest day of the year. How do they figure?

I woke up humming "Hero of Canton."

weird....

CRAP-TASTIC!







UPDATE:

This was run at 3:30 AM.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

What?

Did I miss last weeks episode of Battlestar Galactica? I feel like I have missed something?

Dear Mr....

68.23.176.110


Leaving nasty comments on one's site is rude. When you search for "control/userimage.html" don't click on the ones that say something other than Live. ESPECIALLY when it has sex behind the name.




Thank you for your cooperation.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

One More Time....

I'm posting this one more time in hopes that my audience is a little more receptive.

Just Google any of the following phrases.

Axis Cameras:
/view/view.shtml axis
"Live view - / - AXIS"
indexFrame.html axis
"Live web imaging unleashed"

Canon Cameras:
sample/LvAppl/

MOBOTIX Cameras:
/control/userimage.html

Flexwatch Cameras:
/app/idxas.html

Panasonic Cameras
:
/ViewerFrame?Mode=Motion

Toshiba:
"TOSHIBA Network Camera - User Login"

Sony:
/home/homeJ.html

webcamXP:
"my webcamXP server!"

Griffid DSS has lots of cameras online.

So does Opentopia.com


So find me something interesting will 'ya!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

FINALLY!

Adobe Delivers Flash Player 9 for Linux

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Jan. 17, 2007 — Adobe Systems Incorporated (Nasdaq:ADBE) today announced the availability of Adobe® Flash® Player 9 for Linux,


Thanks for being two years late....

Ubuntu Forum
Installing FireFox 2.0 in Ubuntu...Because I forgot to...

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Pandora?

I use Pandora a lot. I have three current stations.



How? Where? Why? Does Jessica Simpson even fall into the same musical genre as Fear Factory, Gravity Kills, Pitchshifter, Rammstein, KMFDM, and Pain?

I couldn't even find the NEVER EVER PLAY THIS AGAIN link.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Top 10.

I don't think many of you know this, but I am a car nut. Maybe nut isn't the right word? How about junkie? I've had a Motor Trend subscription for nearly 13 years. I get Road & Track, Car Craft, Automobile, and Hot Rod every month. I frequent TTAC.com and Jalopnik.com daily. I had a Car and Driver subscription in the early 90's but even then they sucked. I think Top Gear is the greatest motor show EVER! Even though Jeremy Clarkson is an ego-maniacal blow-hole.

With that in mind, I'm going to share my current top 10 automobiles. Affordable and otherwise. Mostly otherwise. :-)

10) MazdaSpeed 3

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I think I've written enough on this car. I'm seriously considering this car.

9) Subaru Impreza

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Not this particular model. Not even the sedan. This is such a limited production model I couldn't find any good quality photo's of it. Here is a very close one. Yes it too is a wagon. (shaddup fair!) It is cheaper than the Mazda, but I have NEVER seen one.

8)Caterham 7

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Everyone needs a 1100lbs, 150hp car.

7) TVR Cerbera Speed-6

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A very beautiful and amazing car. To bad it is TOTAL CRAP!

6) Lotus Elise

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A Japanese powered, British spots car. They got everything right.

5) Hummer H1

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The H2 and H3 are FAKES! This is the greatest beast ever to be parked in front of your local Star-bucks.

4) Ferrari 575 Maranello

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The best looking Ferrari GT car EVER!

3) 1969 Chevrolet Camaro

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This is some Reggie Jackson version that doesn't look all bad. You really can't screw up the look of that car.

2) BMW M Coupe

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Tires fatter than your ass, 300hp, and weights 3 ounces....

1) BMW M5 Touring

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:-() 500hp, V-10, 7 speed semi-auto and a wagon?!?! SWEET!

I do have one honorable mention.

The Holden Ute

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Why don't they sale these in the states?

The #10 and #9 are serious considerations (after I get out of school). Four wagons, three British sports cars, a tank Truck, a GT car and a muscle car. Did I leave anything out? Questions?

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Monday, January 08, 2007

ATTENTION!

Update: I was in such a rush to get this episode up, I didn't realize this post didn't make any since. Here is a cleaned up version of the day.






3:40 P.M. - I, Tyler D, am currently watching the first episode of 24 season 6.

When I am done I'll email all those involved in Blogs 4 Bauer and boast about it.

I may even live blog it now and post the live blogging....

THANKS BIT-TORRENT!


UPDATE 5:30 P.M. - Chloe has a boyfriend... and he is SUPER SARCASTIC! Even more than she is!

TWO YEARS WTF!?!?! WANE PALMER PRESIDENT!!
HOLY SHIT! JACK IS A VAMPIRE!!!!

UPDATE @ 6:45: I'm re-coding it now! IT ROCKED! I'll try to get it discreetly uploaded to Google video or daily motion. :-)

UPLOADING NOW!!!

DONE! @ 8:30 you can watch the first episode at the top of this post.

Update 10/Jan/07 1:17 A.M. - I just watched the other three episodes that were available.... I can't believe they made Bacardi cry. :-(

WTF!?

On a small island in the middle of the ocean, there lives a tribe of people. The number of people does not matter - let's say fifty. Each person in the tribe has either blue eyes or green eyes. However, there are no mirrors on this island and the ocean is too murky so the tribesmen have NO way of knowing what color their eyes are. Furthermore, the capricious god the islanders worship has forbidden them to reveal to each other what color eyes they have. The islanders are devout and thus far have obeyed their god's command, so none of them know what color eyes they have.

One day their god tells them that all blue eyed people must kill themselves and if they do, all the islanders will go to heaven. However, if a blue-eyed person doesn't commit suicide, or if any green eyed person commits suicide or is harmed in any way, or if, during the process, any islanders communicate in any way, all the islanders will go to hell. The islanders believe their god, and after a time, they succeed in carrying out his command. Keeping in mind that the exact number of islanders is irrelevant, how do they do it?

Hints:

1) No, this is not a trick question.

2) The answer does not rely on a play on words.

3) The answer has nothing to do with genetics or reproduction

4) No, they can't just gouge out their eyes and look (green-eyes can't come to harm)

5) No, there is not just one blue-eyed islander (that would be a trick question)

6) Many people have suggested that the islanders could look at their own reflection in each other's eyes to determine what their own eye color is. Try this. It is not possible.

I NEED AN ANSWER!

Friday, January 05, 2007

Did you Know?

It is absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to update the drivers of a ATI All-in-Wonder card within media center. Thank you ATI. You have earned a coveted spot in the recesses of shitty-software-dom. Hell, even downloading and installing the hardware updates through windows updater fails. The only software that works is the old (Yet still shitty) software that came on the disc. I am so sick of this shit. I have had one computer component hardware failure that I can remember. And it was a cd drive. I have near constant software failures.

Tyler D's worst software offenders:

1) Sony - You morons with your DRM and your rootkits and not updating ANY software, you people can just blow me.

2) Realplayer - Please...BUFFERING..............................................

3) Adobe - Why do I need a very slow, very large program just to READ pdf files? FOXIT you mofo's!

4) ATI - For the reasons stated above.

5) Windows - Now I know people harp on you for fun, but those Mac bastards have a valid point. Start ups don't need to include 50 programs. Just boot the damn OS and a couple programs I specify. NOTHING MORE! Oh, did I mention the system I'm having trouble with is a new install of LESS THAN SEVEN FRACKIN' DAYS! I'm already doing a system restore....

6) McAfee Security - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET FASTER SERVERS! A 2mb update to me 7 minutes to download. Firefox is a legit program stop telling me otherwise.

7) Apple - I like h.264. I just hate your software. No reason really. I just don't enjoy using it.

8) Steam - Yeah you steam. The update service for all those Valve games. Stop fookin up the games with your "patches". I don't really give a shit if the weapons in the games reflect real world pricing. A Desert Eagle should not cost $10,000!!!

9) SanDisk - I am extremely happy with my Sansa e250. I am so glad it isn't an ipod or zune. But please fix your format converter software. A 20mb video file should not inflate to 100mb on a portable player.

10) I could go on a spiel about buggy OSS (open source software). However I'm not. I can't complain about free stuff. I like Firefox, Thunderbird, Ubuntu, Gimp, and a bookoo of others. They most always work as advertised and did I mention they are free?

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Gumball 2003



How on earth was that X5 able to keep up?