Friday, June 30, 2006

More Frackin' Buttons.

My favorite online retailer.


The Counter Strike Clan I play for.

House Buttons.

Steve the Pirate forum.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Wednesday Funny.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blond says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him into her apartment and shows him the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. He then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....he sighed.

"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box............"

H/T: Darrell

Test 1

Fat Tony

People Iced:Twenty Six
Car Bombs Planted:Eleven
Favorite WeaponStilletto
Arms Broken:Seventeen
Eyes Gouged:Eight
Tongues Cut Off:Twelve
Biggest Enemy:Cross-Eyed Chris

Get Your HITMAN Name

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Who designed this crap?

Password-protected bullets? WTF?

The way to make firearms really safe, says Hebert Meyerle of Germany, is to password-protect the ammunition itself.

And I would be one to say that firearms are already safe in a smart, logical, and qualified persons hands. This is just another form of gun control.

The system would undoubtedly cost more than a conventional gun, but many firearm enthusiasts would surely pay a premium for such added security.

AHHH HA! No sources and no names given. Total bull shit. You can stick that password protected bullet up your ass for all I care. Me? I'll stick to the tried and true. Whereas I will not need to type in a key code to protect myself from scum.


Jt will like this.

Monday, June 26, 2006

So I Was Thinking.

I was strolling through youtube and came across an idiot with a gun. Well the first thing I thought was to send it to Xavier for his idiot with gun series. He has been getting a lot of flack lately for his (Correct) assumption of a few idiots with guns (and computers).

Much to my surprise there is only one post, the title and no sidebar. That makes me sad. :(

So I'll just post it.

Notice how many houses you see from that backyard? The angle at which it was fired?

Idiot with a gun.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Small Stumble

56K Modem Emulator
Interactive Periodic Table
ROFL! Super Mario Destroyed by Street Fighter.
Yet more flash stick people.
Zen Sarcasm
Knitting for Psychos
Speed up the internet and google earth in Ubuntu
Neo Vs. Robocop
Inside the Dell Restore (To bad I hosed mine)
Ninja Lesson
Stuff deleted from wikipedia
False identity generator
Things you don't want google to find.
Ten tips for NEW Ubuntu users.

What an Ass.

Dear John Murtha,

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Thank you for your cooperation.

Oops. HEHE.

Part One:

You do learn something new everyday. I remember posting a while back a few maps from when they logged 602 wireless access points in downtown Huntsville.

I didn't know there is a name for doing that. It is called WarDriving and it is illegal.

Well, the legality of it is fuzzy at best and then they have to catch you doing it.

They do have programs for this. Netstumbler for Windows and Kismet for Linux.

Looks like I have something to do tomorrow. If it's raining.

Part Two:

Anti-Hippie, your B130 may have a Pentium M 1.8GHz but I have an Ace in the hole.
For $102 I can order this and then do this and have 2.13GHz.

Oh, you might want to think about undervolting yours for cooler cpu and longer battery life. Here is the tutorial.

PS, you suck.

Part Three:

Stuff of mild relevance.

The pentium M
Pin Mod
Packet Storm
War Driving
Pin Mod Tut 2

Saturday, June 24, 2006

For Crying Out Loud.

Dear Japan,
Stop searching Google for "control/userimage.html" sex.

Tyler D.

Dear Germany,
Stop searching Google for "control/userimage.html" sex.

Tyler D.

Dear France,
Stop searching Google for "control/userimage.html" sex.

Tyler D.

Dear Poland,
Stop searching Google for "control/userimage.html" sex.

Tyler D.

Dear England,
Stop searching Google for "control/userimage.html" sex.

Tyler D.

Dear Saudi Arabia,
Stop searching Google for "control/userimage.html" sex.

Tyler D.

Dear America,
Stop searching Google for "control/userimage.html" sex.

Tyler D.

Dear Australia,
Stop searching Google for "control/userimage.html" sex.

Tyler D.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Laptop Destruction

Here are some pictures of my laptop is 31 different pieces. If you care. I don't care if you do or not. But there they are nonetheless.

Comic of the Day.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The Best Gumball Moment.

Team Polizei's Alex Roy in Gumball 144 pulls over an unsuspecting gumballer.

The More You Know.

I just learned something.

After spending two days trying to get hold of a SL7SA Pentium M 1.73GHz 478pin processor for under $30. Dell actually uses the 479 pin variants.

Yes people. Dell does not use the cheaper and more plentiful 478, but opps for the harder to find and expensive 479.

I was trying to find a replacement for the 1.4GHz Celeron ($22 on Ebay 478-pin) in my B120 and replace it with a Pentium M like my sisters computer has.

Even though this computer has the 910 chipset which isn't completely compatible with the Pentium, but the Pentium equipped B130's have this same chipset. This limits the FSB of the normally 533mhz chip to 400MHz. Making the Celeron a better match for the motherboard. I was only after the "throttling" feature and undervolting benefits along with the extended battery life.

Some people say it is possible, others say don't even try. There is WAY to much conflicting information here.

Notebook Review
Dell forum
(The AnandTech link will not work. Just copy and paste.)

Update: According to this I've got a 479 pin. And they do make 479 to 478 socket adapters.

So does this mean that 478 pin processors will go in a 479 slot?

Update: Okay. The Pentium 7*5 are the 400mhz and the 7*0 are the 533.

Even Dell knows. Well, now at least. My B120 (In Bios) says 915GM/910GML which means...

I can use any pentium M i want. I hope.

Update 4 3: They are the same. All Pentium M and Celeron M processors are 478 pin, with a different design. They are called 479 in some cases so people don't use them in desktops without the adapter. YES! I can actually use them.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Firefox Extension Backup Extension

FEBE allows you to quickly and easily backup your Firefox extensions. In fact, it goes beyond just backing up -- It will actually rebuild your extensions individually into installable .xpi files. Now you can easily synchronize your office and home browsers.

YAY! That means I don't have to reload...

Leet Key
PDF Download
Gmail Manager
Bandwidth Meter

every time I decide to annihilate an operating system.

Myspace Moron #79,900,000

Teen, mom sue for $30 million

A 14-year-old Travis County girl who said she was sexually assaulted by a Buda man she met on sued the popular social networking site Monday for $30 million, claiming that it fails to protect minors from adult sexual predators. The lawsuit claims that the Web site does not require users to verify their age and calls the security measures aimed at preventing strangers from contacting users younger than 16 "utterly ineffective."

Uh, Huh.

Founded in 2003, MySpace has more than 80 million registered users worldwide and is the world's third most-viewed Web site, according to the lawsuit.

Why would this be stated in the lawsuit? It seems like the writer is just trying to add useless information to his/her story.

MySpace says on a "Tips for Parents" page that users must be 14 or older. The Web site does nothing to verify the age of the user, such as requiring a driver's license or credit card number, Loewy said.

Sooooooooooooo-as-in-who-gives-a-shit-oooooooooooooo. Why in the hell would they need those? Oh, wide scale identity theft maybe?

To create an account, a MySpace user must list a name, an e-mail address, sex, country and date of birth. "None of this has to be true," the lawsuit said.

Hold on, I don't think my last Sooooooo-as-in-who-gives-a-shit-ooooooo got through to her.

I HATE stupid people.

Monday, June 19, 2006


Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?

H/T Alabama Improper

Alternative Fools: E85 @ TTAC

The Truth About Cars, Michael Karesh has a very instresting article on E85 ethanol.

The United States has pledged to kick the oil habit before. But this time we mean it. Better yet, we have a solution that doesn’t require any of that furrin’ hybrid and diesel technology: E85. Produced from corn and other products grown in good old American soil, this 85 percent ethanol blend enables American-as-apple-pie small block V8s to burn less gasoline than a Prius. If every car, truck, and SUV were E85 now, why we could tell the Arabs to shove it! So all good Americans should buy an E85-capable full-sized SUV TODAY! Actually, on second thought, maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to “go yellow.”

I do suggest you read. Please.

Meme... err

I completely forgot to do this. Thanks to the Multi-S-teve.

Which sitcom character would you like to be when/if you grow up?

Harvey Birdman.

I have always wanted to be a third-rate superhero who makes his living as a dimwitted lawyer.

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There is no reason for me to tag anyone. By the time I get them, everyone has already been hit.

Saturday, June 17, 2006


This is the most screwed up referee I have ever seen.

The US is down to 9 players.

Even the announcers are saying he keeps kicking people out for fouls that are not fouls.

Way to many yellow cards for NOTHING!

Red cards for simple fouls.


Update: Yellow card this, Red that for EVERYTHING in the first half and no cards at all in the second?

Turns out that ref was suspended in 2002 for inconsistency. The FIFA does not make that call, other referee(s) in the world cup make that call.

Friday, June 16, 2006


Ubuntu 6.06LTS + Intel Mini-Pci + Correct Inf. File = WORKING WIRELESS IN UBUNTU!!!

And this is with WEP encryption ON.

I don't have my antennas yet so the range is fairly limited.

UPDATE: My sister just brought the antennas downstairs. Now I have something to do and NOT BREAK!

Update 2: Dell has good instructions for once.

Didn't Know That.

Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!

Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

What is the Deal?

There seems to be some controversy surrounding this video as chronicled by LGF and Michelle Malkin.

Most every blog that has featured the video or even the topic has been hammered with Anonymous comments.


Use their bandwidth. Watch the video people. Hell, use this link and SHOW EVERYBODY.


I embedded the stream on my site using their bandwidth. Enjoy. :)

<*embed src="" autoplay="true" height="320" width="400">

(remove the * if you want the embedded code)

EDIT 2: Josh at South Park Pundit has taken the brunt of the traffic and only a few comments.
Josh is also a superstar. :/ Link 1 & Link 2

Wednesday, June 14, 2006


Since I have finally (Permanently) installed Ubuntu on something I need another computer "project".

My Dell B120 did not come with internal wireless. So I ordered a Intel Mini-Pci card. Installed it and the software and was off, about 10 feet. Then the signal was weak. I checked my sisters computer and it has two wire leads coming off the wireless card. My computer does not have them. :(

So I went to CompUsa and picked up a Belkin device. It works. Best I can figure is the thing is directional. I can get 20% better signal if I point the top at the WiFi transmitter. I am so afraid of breaking it I don't use it if I plan on moving the laptop.

Yes/no in the PCMCIA card. Dell decided to go with ExpressCard. The currently unknown technology that has ZERO wireless adapters on the market even thought it was released over a year ago.

Then last night I found the antenna's on Ebay. When I get them, this is my new project.

I have two options.

Install them as intended.


Add external antenna SMA connector

The second would put me in the same position as with the Belkin device. And I'm not sure how much space is in the laptop. AND the only place I could mount it is curved.

Ideas? Actually I think there is an old Direct Tv dish that I could use around here somewhere.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Sunday, June 11, 2006


Why does Windooze BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) after installing an update to fix its self?

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Global Warming.

AL GORE'S global-warming documentary, "An Incon venient Truth," is sure to get an Oscar nomination for Best Documentary, but Gore should campaign for Best Actor, too.

Myths of Global Warming

Chill out over global warming

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Blogger!??!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?

Blogger has, if you didn't already know, been down since 4:00 A.M. Ever since I decided to do a post on Zarqawi getting creamed.

Also, did anyone notice the message blogger was sending me every time I tried to post?

Mean Bastards.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

So What if I am?

Take the quiz:
Which "24" character are you?

Jack Bauer
You are Jack Bauer!!! You always save the day, you have a sexy voice, and have the longest days too often. Almost all of your love interest's die or just get sick of your need to save the world. Your not afriad of sticking it to the man, and if people would listen to you things would get done a lot faster.

Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!


Take the quiz:
What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::

You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.

Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

I Wouldn't Have.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Hertz Rent-A-Racer

The first batch of Hertz Mustang GT350H's are in. The "specially tuned" versions of the GT are available.

For a meager $300/day plus $50 for insurance you can get a black and gold, automatic for your enjoyment.

The horse power and torque are up slightly over the stock version. 325 hp and 330 lb-ft - boosts of 25 hp and 10 lb-ft.

Makes you wonder what "specially tuned" means? They probably have rev-limiters at 4000 rpm and the engine shuts-off when the brake and gas pedal are depressed at the same time.

I'm willing to bet only about 25% of the 500 cars actually make it to their 16,000 mile retirement.

Heck, even there own commercial does not condone the action that is most certainly going to happen.

I KNOW it will happen. I have seen it before.

Place you bets Ladies and Gentlemen.



Which OS Are You?

You are Slackware Linux. You are the brightest among your peers, but are often mistaken as insane.  Your elegant solutions to problems often take a little longer, but require much less effort to complete.
Which OS are You?


What has the Digital Millennium Copyright Act done to Music and Movies in America?

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Ubuntu 6.06

Ubuntu 6.06 and all of its variants were released today.

and I must say it is a great looking distro.

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1:00 A.M. Update: If anyone is planning on Dual Booting with "Dapper Drake" be sure to download the server install cd. Yes, you can install from the live/install cd but the interface, however graphical, is confusing and useless. The server cd reverts back to the tried and true text mode that I can figure out.

6:00 P.M. Update: The live/install cd is the way to go. I have downloaded and tried to use several damaged "server" ISO's and the live cd is the only on that x-server will engage. Yes it is confusing. That is why it is 14 hours later that I am just now getting ubuntu installed on my laptop. Now to figure out 915resolution.

8:30 P.M. Update: Still working on 915 resolution. I giggled like a school girl when I decided to test the FN keys, and they ALL WORKED! I had to install a separate program to get those to work in windows and ubuntu works out of the box. Go figure.

12:46 A.M. Update: 915 resolution is simpler than I was making it. It is especially easier when you read the right directions. Now if I can find the xorg.conf file. I should know this, but I don't. :(

3:53 P.M. Update: How many different versions of the same thing are out there? Not one of these directions work!?!?!

4:30 P.M. Update: HAPPY DANCE!