Stupid Weather-Man Quote of the Day...
"There is a funnel cloud on the ground."
Stupid shit. Now I know why I don't listen to them.
Update 38 seconds later...
"The trees are spinning. They are spining in a clockwise motion."
"(NO VIDEO/Audio Only) Look at the hail falling from the sky!"
"We just lost power. As you can see it is just complete darkness."