Celeb Gossip.

Paris Hilton.

All right, I see you'’re intrigued.

Everyone knows she comes in just under a bag of hammers, but just above a box of rocks on the intelligence meter.

But uselessness proves it has no bounds when...


You can pin yourself between your car door and another car.

Sheesh. :/

Go to Hollywood Tuna for more pictures.

And one more thing.

WHAT ON EARTH IS SHE DRIVING AN SLR FOR?



I can see her in a Yugo. You know, something that she can figure out. Not an SLR.