Sunday, December 31, 2006

Happy New Year

That durn title took me three tries. I kept typing Happy New Yarrr... I must have Pirate on the brain.


Stay safe!

Tyler D.

What was I doing when the clock struck midnight? Configuring netstumbler to work with the sirf 3 chipset in my Streets and Trips GPS receiver.

If you care it is the NMEA 0183 protocol with default scripting enabled. Mine was in Com3 port. Man, I need to get a life...

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Will it Blend?


Who Else?

Because of Saddam's hanging, who else is going to watch South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut again?

Thursday, December 28, 2006


I have mentioned this before. If you don't remember these are the former MST3K guys.

The Phantom Menace
The Fifth Element

That is just a few and there are more coming!!1

Tuesday, December 26, 2006


The Gauntlet has been thrown down at 10:30 P.M. I have just installed a new hard drive for my desktop.


10:47 - After 5 minutes it is finally done with formatting all 320gb.

11:25 - mmm cake. Still installing.

11:57 - Installing the third set of updates. Only 102 total updates.

12:20 - Done installing all updates to Windows. Have not even started installing drivers.

1:46 - Just now done installing drivers and patches along with most of my downloaded software. I haven't even gotten to installs off of CD's. I think it is becoming apparent why I needed a larger hard drive.

2:10 - Who in their right mind live blogs a windows reinstall?

2:37 - I get a 10 minute time reduction because I started playing with some bubble rap that was in a box.

2:40 - And another couple of minutes... for forum hopping.

3:21 - AH CRAP! The video card isn't rendering visuals right. I still have ALL my cd based software to go................................................................................ :(

3:31 - BED TIME!

UPDATE: Well poo. Looks like I'm needing to do this again. It isn't rendering graphics worth a crap and both screen are VERY noticeable in their color differences. I still can't get the TV tuner to work, main thing there is I installed HOME edition not Media Center Edition... AIEEEEEE!

Welcome Back!

I hope everyone had a safe and happy Christmas. I also hope everyone got what they wanted.

My best geek gift? Now if I can get it to work with netstumbler....

If anyone noticed I was able to get my blogs updated by removing all the addons I have done over the past two years and then publishing the template. Then blogger was more than happy to install the update to both. Figures Eh?

Haha. On the local news crapper. There is a story about lost luggage over the past week. If you don't want your luggage lost buy a starter pistol. Pack that in your luggage and declare it to the airline. They WILL NOT loose that bag. Starter pistols are completely legal in all states, even to carry (because they are not "live" firearms.) Although the airlines classify them as such. That reminds me I need to pay a visit to Unclaimed Baggage in Scottsboro.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Stay safe and sober(ish)...

I remembered I have all these dumb Gifs. (Gifs lol!)

An Expansion.

I am writing as an expansion on Wyatt's post "These Things I Believe" I agree with what he has written and I feel like expanding the topic a little.

Libertarian. I had not even heard of a Libertarianism up until a couple years ago. I considered myself a Republican and I was satisfied with the party. I had no want or need to go looking for a new political affiliation. What else was there? Democrats?

I always knew I never fit in with the Ann Coulters, Michelle Malkins, Sean Hannitys and a very large portion of the conservative Republicans. Something always irked me about them being so self-righteous on their opinions so often.

After the 2004 Presidential election and all my campaigning for Mr. Bush. I was ecstatic that the Republicans had the House, Senate, and the Presidency. Almost from the start the republicans started cowering at the feet of loudmouth democrats. After 6 months of this I was ready for change. I knew there was no way in hell I would become a democrat.

I began hearing about this thing called the Fair Tax written by some guy named Boortz. This had to be one of the greatest articles of legislation I have ever seen. Soon after I found out Boortz was a Libertarian.

And here I am today. Even more cynical than ever. After that ever brief history here is what I believe.

* "Everyone is Pro-Life and Pro-Choice. It is for or against abortion that your group is about."-Penn Jillette. I believe that abortion is murder. You are taking a life. Yes, it is that simple. However, I don't feel an overwhelming need to do anything about the current situation. What I mean is anyone who feels the need or want to take the life of an unborn child has some screwed up morals. Because of that they, more than likely, vote democrat.... I hold the belief that their is a God, and if I understand this correctly, One of his "Top Ten" was not killing... and something about fire and burning for all eternity.

* The Fair Tax is so simple is has to work.

* I know of an "African-American" that is very white.

* I have a significant amount of Irish and Indian heritage. That means there is little difference in me not giving a shit and killing you.

* I believe that Lincoln was the worst President in the history of this nation. Followed closely by Carter. With Grant in third.

* I believe Islam is infesting the globe and should be dealt with harshly. Don't even think of bringing up the so-called "Moderate" Muslims. Have you read their holy book? The "extremists" are the true Muslims.

* Ahmadinejad, Ill, Chaves, and any other two bit dictator should be assassinated. Not because I don't like them, but they post a grave threat to this Nation and that is reason enough.

* I could care less about the "gay marriage" debate. If two women and two women men want to get married, then by all means. If marriage was actually held in high regard the divorce rate wouldn't be 50+%.

* Over 90% of the violent crime in this country is committed in the cities with a large minority population. I don't just believe that one. It is a proven fact.

Well? Let me have it.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006


Looks like I'm stuck with old boring blogger. I can't update to the newer version. It doesn't even give me the option to do so on one of my blogs. It says to many errors on this site and wont let me try again. I've had a Google/G-mail account for a long time. If I login it kicks me back to the old one. That means Blogs 4 Bauer is off limits to me...

Great update morons.


When I go to it gets confused and begins an infinite loop. The only way to login then is be EXTREMELY quick at clicking the old blogger login link.


That's it. I'm done with blogger.

Update: Well I managed to fix the loop. I have to logout of Google and then i can log into blogger. I still can't update nor can I login to Blogs 4 Bauer. I don't really feel like moving this site somewhere else that I have no control of.


Halo Theme.

They are really good.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

6 Weird Things About Me.

I'm Not Weird...Really! Stop Laughing...

Because I was tagged by Space Monkey.

Here are the rules - Each player of this game starts with the "6 Weird Things About You." People who get tagged need to write a blog entry of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says 'you are tagged' in their comments and tell them to read your blog!

1) Apparently I need one two, three, or four, day(s) that includes 16 hours of sleep. The rest of the week I can get by with three hours a night.

2) I believe I have mentioned my uniform dust issues.

3) With all the articles I have submitted for the Carnival of Cordite many would find it surprising that I don't own a firearm. Not one. Not even a shotgun.

4) Most of my "friends" are on the internet.

5) I collect things. Electronics mostly. Electronics I never use. I have a case of walkie talkies, portable dvd players, cd players, cassette players, weather radios, mini-disc players, PDA's.. All are new, but I never use them very much. That seems like the wrong thing to collect.

6) I can't think of a #6 that is either funny or relevant. Make up one for me, put it in the comments and we'll see if it is true.

With that I tag: Sssteve, Joe & Mae, Wyatt Earp, The CUG, Anti-Hippie.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Account Suspended.

Holy Cow! Vilmar's blog, Right Wing Howler, has bees taken down thanks to those fucktards at CAIR. If you missed it, here is the archived page.
Kick someone's ass Vilmar!

As linked by:

Old Cat Man
Blogs of War
Radioactive Liberty
Stop the ACLU
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
The Jawa Report
Snapped Shot
Barking Moonbat
Cold Fury
Cao's Blog
A Blog for All
Captain's Quarters
Political Dishonesty (Not directly related, but close enough)
The Urban Grind
Iowa Voice

UPDATE: As of 1100 hours Vilmar's blog is back up.

18Dec16 Update: The story has been dugg twice. Here and here.


I CAN'T FIND Big Ed’s Pizzeria new location or number and it is pissing me off. I WANT PIZZA DAMMIT!!!


I've said to much already.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006


These are the most insane case-mods I have ever seen.

On a unrelated note. Has anyone downloaded any of that free music in that post two below this one? FIAR has proven he can follow directions and downloaded a few. How about the rest of you? Well?

Saturday, December 09, 2006

If you like Deutsche Musik.

I just found these links. I didn't post them originally. Rapidshare, wants you to wait an hour between downloads.

Megaherz - 5

Megaherz - Herzwerk II

Megaherz - Querschnitt

Megaherz - Himmelfahrt

Megaherz - Kopfschuss

Megaherz - Wer Bist Du

Megaherz - Herzwerk

Eisbrecher - Antikorper

Eisbrecher - Eisbrecher

You may need this tool.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Lassegg - Amatuer

This is from the same guy who did Hyperactive.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Best Geek Gifts

10. One year of "no computer questions" from everyone in your family
9. Private show by the remaining cast of Monty Python
8. The Sword of a Thousand Truths
7. A "Nuke the RIAA from orbit" button (The type you press, not the type you wear)
6. Charles Babbage's brain in a jar of formaldehyde.
5. Life-sized, fully-functional Bender
4. Star Wars Holiday Special where Jar-Jar gets trampled to death by Santa's eight tiny Wookiees
3. Ten terabyte video iPod nano with expandable screen
2. Guided tour of Area 51
1. Customized Google logo on your birthday

Saturday, December 02, 2006


Just something I thought was interesting. This makes NINE videos on my main page. A NEW RECORD!!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Cylon Roomba!!!!!

They keep bumping into shit. We need to make them... SMARTER!

and so it begins...

Here is the back story if you didn't find that immediately hilarious. From Diggnation #71

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

"Media" FTL!?

It has suddenly become all to clear to me (again) why I don't watch the local propaganda "news". Our local NBC affiliate is so full of shit.... Their ratings draw for this week is the Celica involved in that School bus crash on the 19th of November. They claim that because the car had over 144,000 miles (in 1999) it MIGHT have been a safety hazard. I'm uploading the recording to Youtube but it might take a few hours. I'm downloading "The Last Man on Earth" off of Bit-Torrent and that has destroyed my connection. Legal, thanks to it being public domain.

Anyway, they also brought up the bus and driver being involved in a car accident earlier in the year. Well, that accident involved the bus getting rear-ended while at a stop. A passenger car doesn't do that much damage to a bus. They also said the Celica may or may not have had a problem with the steering system. That might be hard to prove because THE FRONT OF THE CAR WAS RUN OVER BY A BUS!! I know the Vegas CSI team would have a problem with that one. They are blaming EVERYTHING without actually blaming anything.

Monday, November 27, 2006

New Trek?

Click banner to visit site.

Q. What is the premise of the new show?
A. The new show will be the continuing voyages of Captain Kirk and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise, NCC-1701 as seen in the 1966-69 television series, Star Trek. The series was cancelled after its third season. We are restarting the series as if it were in its fourth year.

A Message


NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC, Sci-Fi, USA, Cartoon Network, etc...

Cutting a normal season into two half seasons does not make two seasons. It is one season that makes me reluctant to watch the show when it picks back up in the "new" season. Every major network is guilty of this one. SO STOP DOING IT!!!


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I mean Sheesh...

Sunday, November 26, 2006

How Many?
LogoThere are:
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

I don't feel like killing 28 people.

And there are 49,535 John Smith's...

81 Jack Bauer's.

Wind Surfer

Here is the how-to on the DIY Wind Surfer Antenna I posted on a month ago.

The Hole - video powered by Metacafe


You know it is Christmas Time when people start sending this around. I still think it is cool.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Bit Torrent Clients...

If you know what Bit Torrent is what clients do you use? I've used Azureus for the longest but I am getting lower and lower performance from it. I found UTorrent a while back and just today found something to download. Wikipedia has a CD for schools and I pulled that off the net.

Azureus averaged maybe 40 kb/s. (Desktop Installed)

uTorrent was 1.5 mb/s with several spikes to 2.3 mb/s. (Laptop Installed)

But what I want to know is why my laptop (30 kb/s) is uploading faster than my desktop (15 kb/s)? Both have uTorrent installed and configured exactly the same. The laptop (wireless) downloads and uploads faster than the desktop (wired).

UPDATE: The Laptop is now hovering at 40 kb/s and the desktop is 9 kb/s. This is making me think the connection is getting clogged and the laptop is winning

Update 2: I just closed the ports open in my router and firewall and the laptop is still the same but the desktop died completely. While trying to figure that out I found a bandwidth monitor built in to the firewall. I sure am glad bellsouth isn't my ISP.

Update 3: One minute after making the changes the laptop dropped to 3 kb/s.

Thursday, November 23, 2006



Turkey Day


Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Phelps is a Lunatic

and he with his psycho family will be in Huntsville Friday and Saturday to protest at the funerals of two of the four people killed Monday in a School Buss accident.

That is just what we need is this group of lunatics parading around.

As seen at Dr. Phat Tony's

Here is the story from Fox 6 in Birmingham.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Monday, November 20, 2006

For the Geeks out there.

Portable Suite


The Best IP address locater.


D-List Blogger

Well, Technorati says there are 392 blogs that link here. SO that would put me squarely in the B-List category.

List is crap? I'd say so.

Bell 230

I had to put this up.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Ediot 85

That is the last time I am going to go over this so listen up. If you believe E85 is a viable fuel alternative, your an idiot. There is no two ways about it, your nucking futs. If you believe for a second that E85 will be cheaper that regular gasoline, see above. If you believe a car can get better mileage on E85, again, see above. If you believe that a automobile makes the same amount or more horsepower on E85.... E85 will not "lessen our dependence on foreign oil." It will just put the burden else ware. Enough corn cannot be grown in this country to support a nation wide demand for ethanol like there is currently for gasoline. Never mind that ethanol is seasonal. We would have to import ethanol from one of two places that actually make enough to export. Brazil and China. Currently ethanol imports from China are taxed $1.35 a gallon on top of the $1.20 it already costs. That does not include the transportation costs and refining to get it to meet federal guidelines. Transportation being the largest cost since E85 cannot be piped like regular gasoline, it has to be trucked, carried by train, or ship. Brazil, on the other hand, gets their ethanol from sugar cane. Sugar cane produced roughly %50 more ethanol per acre. However, the same taxes that plague the Chinese imports are present. %90 of all cars on the road today are not rated to run on E85. Your older can can run on E85 with $500 on modifications. One of the modifications is a larger fuel pump and larger fuel injectors to push the much denser E85 though your fuel system. Your car, in theory, could run on regular gasoline after the modifications if you had to. But not for extended periods of time. Most likely you would have much more power than the standard car, but only experience 15 miles per gallon for a small car and maybe 3 mpg for nearly any size truck.

Keep this in mind when those blow-hards in congress and the senate try to push this crap on everybody.

Related: The CAFE Klatsch Must Die

And while I'm at it: Hybrids. What a stupid idea that is. The Toyota Prius is EPA rated at 60 city and 51 highway. If you ever come close to that I'll buy one. Most owners of the Prius report 42mpg combined mileage. That is much closer to real world estimates than anything the EPA could pull out of its ass. Lets compare the Prius to the Yaris which is another vehicle by Toyota. The Yaris sedan is in the same small car category as the Prius and has nearly the same interior dimensions. The Yaris gets 40mpg combined, and is rated at 34 city and 40 highway. Here is the kicker. The Prius' MSRP is $22,795.00, but the Yaris is $13,270.00. $9525 for an extra 2mpg? But wait! If you could but a Prius for MSRP I'd be surprised but you can't. Expect $2000-$5000 in dealer markup. So that puts the Yaris around $12,000 cheaper than the Prius and all this is for an "Look at me!! I'm saving the world!!!" persona?

Let me throw this in your hippie pipe and let you smoke it. Say you drive 15,000 miles a year and gas is $2.50 a gallon...

15,000 Miles
$2.50 gal
42mpg Prius (11.9 gal tank)
40mpg Yaris (11.1 gal tank)
$892.50 a year for the Prius
$943.50 a year for the Yaris
$51 in savings a year


235 years before it becomes worth it...

Figure for gas a $4.00.

$1428.0 Prius
$1509.6 Yaris


147 years before the break even point.

I want my low sulfur Diesel.

Saturday, November 18, 2006


I'm working on a logo design and some buttons.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Ask A Ninja Question 17 "Ninja Omnibus"



What looks good on a resume? I'm getting mine together and I can't think of anything else to put on it. I wanted to put Internet Expert, but I don't think that counts.

Looking at this third of a page is really making me feel bad.



YAY! Another Test.

My score on The Which Imaginary World Fits You Test:

Archform: Beauty
(Your world is 68% Sophisticated, 22% Unconventional, and 33% Intense!)

You've landed in the futuristic world of L.E. Modesitt Jr. (Think Archform: Beauty or The Octagonal Raven). Intelligent and plausible, yet typical and entirely low-key. You probably live on Earth several hundred years in the future. Your society is a whole lot like modern Earth's, but with its share of differences. You can access the 'net with a thought because of your nifty nanotech implants. You probably don't visibly age until the last few years of your life, when organ failure kicks in. If by chance the fate of the world ends up resting in your hands, it will probably hinge more on corporate takeover and less on killing Mr. Bad.

Link: The Which Imaginary World Fits You Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)

That description is so spot on it's scary.

Johnny Windows

Does that not look like a heavily photo shopped Johnny Knoxville?

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Pollution could combat global warming

Pollution could combat global warming

Prominent scientists, among them a Nobel laureate, said a layer of pollution deliberately spewed into the atmosphere could act as a "shade" from the sun's rays and help cool the planet.

Reaction to the proposal here at the annual U.N. conference on climate change is a mix of caution, curiosity and some resignation to such "massive and drastic" operations, as the chief U.N. climatologist describes them.

They have no idea how anything works. They work for the UN after all.

That was fun....yeah.

What kind of genius are you?
Your Result: Insightful Douche

Nothing's new to you. You've seen it before, several times in fact. How can people not see these things coming? It's old. It's all old. Old is boring, predictable, gathering dust in its wrinkles. Know what gets rid of dust? Air. A gust of air, escorting bitter observation that sends it all scattering in one chaotic whoosh. But that's not enough. One is temporary. Whoosh, whoosh; arise, cloud of cynicism! Engulf me, malevolent maelstrom of malice! Show the stupids their dumbitude! Sprinkle the salt! Disinfect, teach through pain, and prevent future idiocies upon this soil! Ennui? Ennuyou!

Cocky Piece O' Work
Doogie's First Boylove at Nerd Camp
Pretentious Pseudo-Frog
Ridicule Wrapped Up in an Enigma
Terrible Bulls---ter
Straight-up F'in Retard
What kind of genius are you?
Quizzes for MySpace


What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

The Northeast
The South
The Midland
North Central
The West
What American accent do you have?
Take More Quizzes

HT Wyatt and Pandy

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

No Title Needed.

Not 100%?

You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
Create a Quiz

I didn't get any wrong. They apparently didn't get their GED. It is not what you know but what you think they must want to hear.

Pixel Perfect

I don't know how many of you have seen Pixel Perfect on but Bert Monroy is the Bob Ross of Photoshop. He is amazing. Download some of the episodes so far. He has started the series with some relatively simple designs and lettering but it is sure to get more complex. And on top of that the show is filmed in High Definition.

I remember watching Bob Ross paint his "happy" trees when I was younger and wanting to learn to paint but never got the supplies. Well, this show makes me want to learn Photo Shop CS2, but not enough to shell out $580.

Monday, November 13, 2006

IDEA 2!!!

I had an idea at 3:00 a.m. but now the idea is gone.

Any ideas?


Never mind it is gone again.

Update 2:

I have no idea what I was going for with any of these ideas so I'll just link to everyone’s sites and be done with this. So everyone better have something interesting so I can link to it.

Dr. Phat Tony has a Porn for the troops fund.
Anti-Hippe got a set of wheels.
FIAR and FMRagtops is/are the same person.
Sean S is on Vacation so fmFIARtops and Steve the pirate are now in command.
Sondra K has abused my graphic.
I guess CUG didn't like that TV
Uber has a recap of others recaps.

At 8:30 P.M. Blogger is down and all I get are ISE 500 errors. Thanks blogger.

Now I can't finish this post until they get it back up.

9:15 and back...

Rachel has something on the success of Project Valour IT
Sssteve has trolls.
Vilmar is just a little angry about the election
I just like this guys logo.
Damian live-blogged the mid-term election then jumped off the face of the earth.
Insol has "A Soldier's Cry" which you should read.
Terri does not have her sunday paper.
Wrecks is going on about a handbasket...
Von thinks he can Golf.
Jt even knows FIARRAGTOPS is one guy.
Flying Monkey Republican?
And Wyatt is just...


I have an idea (SHOCKER THERE!!). It may end up being an group activity. Not as horrifying as those Memes, but like them....

It won't deal with:


It may deal with:

The Worst Cars in America Today
Maybe This?
Any of your ideas
Another one of my ideas
Complaining about Star Wars
Complaining about Star Gate
Complaining about Star Trek

I don't know. I may scrap this completely.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

An update to a post.

Update 11/11/06 to the Maybe Not post from October.

Road and Track review of the Mazda Speed 3.
Automobile Mag had a short segment on the Speed 3 and how they got it up to 162mph.
Motor Trend's comparison of the Mazda Speed to the WRX.
Car and Drivers' Second place result given to the Mazda 3.

And finally here is the complete spec sheet from Road and Track about the MazdaSpeed 3.

Here is the Automobile article. It wasn't on their site so I had to scan it.

And for a change of pace...

...because I hate politics and stupid people.

Gott stein durch das zweite beste deutsche band.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Dear WHNT 19, (local CBS affiliate)

Speed does not kill. Stupid people who don't know any better, who can't judge prudence according to conditions get killed. The rest of us who speed when traffic and weather conditions allow get killed by that ass hole in the left lane. Or the dumb shit who pulls out in front of us. Speeding in neighborhoods should be punished, but speeding on open highway (when traffic and weather allow) should not. Proper driving instruction and common sense are in short supply. That, I believe, is why the roads are dangerous.

And for the love of God you piss ants who drive around with your high beams on need to be beaten with a lead pipe. Twice. For those repeat offenders, tire iron suppository.

Remember the police serve the Populace. It isn't breaking the law when the vast majority break a law. It is civil disobedience. And said laws should be repealed or renewed to the current state of affairs.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Dear 50% of America.


Thanks for_______ me and everyone else with a brain. You mindless _____.

You friend,
Tyler D.


Jack Bauer just ran for Circuit Clerk and Probate Judge here in Madison County Alabama.

And they did check ID.

Monday, November 06, 2006



HP ink is worth more than...

According to this graph, HP ink is worth more than Human blood. (Blood is $1500 a gallon.)

More than Vodka. ($58 a gallon)

Even more than Gasoline. ($2.20 per gallon)

So how much does Hewlett Packard black ink cost by the gallon?


Price per gallon of most everything else can be found here.

Cleaning Up.

Added and removed links from the blog-roll.
Added and removed buttons from the sidebar.

How are the loading times? No one having to wait very long I hope.

79th Carnival

Carnival of Cordite #75

The 78th Carnival is up at Spank That Donkey

Friday, November 03, 2006

How Unethical?

How unethical would it be to post a sample ballot I filled out on the net? WHO CARES!! Here is mine.

Page One:
Free Image Hosting at

Page Two:
Free Image Hosting at

That should say: Does his owning very large funeral homes seem odd? I believe it does.

Here is some on Amendment 2.

C of C # 78

Carnival of Cordite #75

The 78th Carnival is up at Spank That Donkey

Why do laptop batteries explode?

Here is a good article from Tom's Hardware on why laptop batteries explode and ways to extend the life of the batteries. I've only scrolled through the article. I'm at school now and am meaning to read it.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

This guy won. Yeah.

If you have seen the post below. Here is the ultimate stupidity.

Song of the Month

Yep. Song of the month. Not song of the day or song of the week, but song of the month. If I didn't keep forgetting to post these every now and then it would still be song of the week.

Powered by Castpost

I don't know why but I actually like it.


That is the opening sequence for Ghost in the Shell. Stand Alone Complex. I had forgotten that the song above is the ending theme for the first season. Some of you may have seen this series on Cartoon Network every now and then. I think it is one of, if not the, best anime series out there. And I would have posted a clip, but that is as close as I could get to subtitles on any of the clips that are on youtube.


Here is part one. Youtube didn't like the 10:31 second part 2. So I have to cut that down. Does anyone know of a good video editor. Windows Movie Maker sucks major ass. I HATE it.

Update 3:
and part 2.

UPDATE 3: Here is the TV Links update. Figures I'd go through hell getting one episode up and then here are both seasons.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Saturday Recap.

I'm sun-burnt. And Bama won.

Friday, October 27, 2006

What do you make of this?

Who is right? The Comedian or the two women who try to shut him up?

I thought it was funny.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006


This made my day.

Creative Commercials

Can be seen here.

Prison Break


Just three for the time being. The standard black and white and one that was supposed to look like a police car light bar.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Fire Fox 2.0

Would it be nerdy of me to boast about the fact that I am running Firefox 2.0 a full 24 hours before its official release?

That auto spelling check built in is freakin' nice.

I couldn't find any themes that are supported yet. Well, black-japan isn't anyway. Some of my extensions were not supported as of now. Faster fox, session saver, and tab-browser preferences being the main three. Most of tab-browser stuff is incorporated anyway so no need for that one.

Sunday, October 22, 2006



Maybe Not.

I think most of the people remember me bringing up the Toyota Yaris as a viable vehicle for me. My argument was Toyota reliability, cheap price, great gas mileage, and very cheap to insure. EVERYONE reamed that idea. Even my parents didn't like it. Hell, Road & Track, Automobile, Car and Driver, and Motor Trend didn't even recommend it.

You can read one of the better reviews of this car at The Truth About

The reason I bring this up is because Toyota has experienced such high demand for this vehicle they bumped the base price $900. That might not seem like that much, but this car only retailed for $10,780. (Now $11,670) That is 8.35% of the cost of the vehicle. That is kinds steep don't you think? I mean the Corvette Zo6 was only bumped 6.56% to $70,000. When you’re throwing that kind cash at a car are you even going to notice an extra $4310? I can see someone not wanting to pay $900 more for an $11K car. That increase in MSRP pushes the Yaris into the next price category. If you add the two options I wanted I could get a Corolla cheaper. Then that makes it a price competitor with the Scion TC, which is a much cooler car IMO.

Am I just splitting hairs? Or am I trying to talk myself out of the idea of Yaris?

Is there a better car?

All three?

The Yaris may fit my personality (boy, that is a sad thought) and I already drive the soulless menace known as the Camry. What, if anything, could make me seem...less boring perhaps?
A Mazda? No not a Mazda. Okay an RX8, if they didn't suck as cars. Well, what else is there?
How about the Mazda 3? Not the plane Jane, but the MAZDASPEED variant. Not the 156HP 4-Cyl but the turbo 265 horse version. Compare that to the 106 from a Yaris.

And on top of that it looks a whole lot better than a Yaris.

What is it with me and hatchbacks and station wagons?

If you want to read more on this car, The Truth About has a fantastic review.

Update 11/11/06: Road and Track review of the Mazda Speed 3.
Automobile Mag had a short segment on the Speed 3 and how they got it up to 162mph.
Motor Trend's comparison of the Mazda Speed to the WRX.
Here is Car and Driver's 10 Best award given to the MazdaSpeed3

And finally here is the complete spec sheet from Road and Track about the MazdaSpeed 3.

Automobile Mag Dyno of the Mazda


UPDATES 4/3/07:

Winding Road on the Mazda Speed 3

Edmunds comparison test of the Mazda Speed 3

Offical Mazda brochure.

UPDATES 15 March 2007:

Car & Driver Roadtest of the Mazda Speed 3.

Edmund's road test of the Alexia AKA Mazda Speed 3

World Car Fans Photo Gallery

UPDATE 13April07: - Or a bike -

Kawasaki KLR650

KLR Forum

MC Daily road test.

A riders review.

PSR Rider reviews 2005 model.

PSR rider reviews 2007 model.

Motorbyte review

A hella long wiki entry.

Given the updates of the 2008 KLR650... That is the year I HAVE to get. All the updates fix the problems the last 20 years of KLR's suffered from. Plus the bike more powerful and has better looks.

See for yourself.

UPDATE 29 Apr 07:

Kawasaki's site has updated to the new KLR.

Top Speed review.

Cycle World review.

Think of it this way. This bike is 1/2 the cost of a yaris, gets better gas mileage, half the cost to insure, and is probably safer to boot. haha. This way I can keep my car to 300K and when I have $400 a month to throw down I'll get a car. It seems like I can justify any purchase I make ( or even think of making ). The reason this seems like a good idea to me is because all the roads I travel are VERY biker friendly. Hell, in gas savings alone that is almost $100 a month for me.

400 miles
28 mpg
14.28 gallons
$171.36 a month in gasoline currently.

Now to figure the bikes mileage.

400 miles
50 mpg
6 gallons

I'll throw the extra insurance costs of the bike in with the car and see what I get. Actually see how much it will cost me. Thinking about it, I'll save 20% on my car insurance because I'll be able to kick down to a lower mileage category.

It looks to be a win. ;)

UPDATE 6May07:

At $4 a gallon the motorcycle becomes a must. The car would cost me $228.48 every month and the motorcycle is $96. Remember this is fuel ONLY. So that is $132.48 that could go to the purchase of said motorcycle and throw in another $80 and there you have it....

UPDATE 7May07:

The fuel savings alone pay for the bike. At 24 months, 10%, and $1500 down that is $177.... That is $45 difference. WIN! WIN!

UPDATE 16 May 07 : KLR World Review.

UPDATE 16/6/2007: Mazda aims to beat track record at the 'Ring.

That should really tell you something about this car. The stock MPS is running what Corvettes and NSX's were running just a few years ago. It has matched the lap time of the Honda S2000.

Oct 11 -2007:

"Modified by Mazda Australia Motorsport Manager, Allan Horsley, this extreme makeover involves a recalculation to the car's Powertrain Control Module (PCM), allowing its standard 2.3-litre DISI turbo engine to generate a massive 210kW of power at 5300rpm and 425Nm of torque at 4400rpm."

281 horsepower and 313 lb-ft of torque...

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Saturday, October 21, 2006

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Bill Heard - THEIF!!

Define: Disgust

I am disgusted with myself. To such an EXTREME level... I don't know how to handle it.

It seems that I can't pass Calculus to save my life.

And the funny thing is I don't need this class for my degree.

I freaking hate math.

What subjects do/did you suck at?

Wednesday, October 18, 2006


Saint Louis/ NY Mets,

Please give up now. As bad as both of you have been playing this post season Detroit is going to DESTROY you.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Banana Barrel


On a related note. I was just about to send this to the Mythbusters, but someone beat me to it.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Cordite, Carnival of...

Carnival of Cordite #75

The 76th Carnival is up at Spank That Donkey

Gif animations at

You can upload your images and make an animated gif image.

Rock Radio WTF?

Here in Huntsville we have a fairly good rock station. The Rocket (Rocket City DURRR!!) will play just about anything. This is the station that I first heard Strummin' With The Devil. Here lately they have this thing called the "Comedy Cafe" during the lunch time hour. Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" has been getting some good play.

But one thing that struck me as odd is for the first time EVER I heard a song from Garbage played. Not off their new album, but their first. Nevermind that they are playing this like it is new (and in a slot dedicated to NEW tunes). Well, maybe it was 10 years ago it was, but not today. I'm still finding it hard to believe it has been 10 years. Sheesh, that means I have been a Garbage fan since I was... 10. Damn I'm old.

I just thought that was strange. Cool, but strange.


Dear Sony,

I hate you.

When you produce a product that has software that software doesn't work with the worlds most popular operating system you have done something wrong.

When one has to patch said software TO UNINSTALL IT!!!!! You have done something wrong.

Please die and go to hell.

Your friend mortal enemy,

Tyler D

Sunday, October 15, 2006

FireFox (And The Memory Bug)

Has anyone ever noticed when you surf the web for a (long) while with tons of tabs opened and you happen to look at the task manager under the processes tab, Firefox is using 150+ mb of system memory. I have, on several occasions, seen the memory usage up to 400mb.

Well there is a "fix" if you want to call it that.

Now you can limit how much info Firefox saves when you have multiple tabs but suffer no speed decrease.


It is nice to have memory left over when you minimize Firefox.

In theory IE7 should do this when it is pushed out in a Windows update in the next couple of months. And did you know my site displays right in IE7, but IE6 can't make heads or tails of it.

Go figure.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Wifi Boost.

On last Thursday they had a simple way to boost the signal from a wireless access point; the Windsurfer parabolic antenna.

Well, I made one right after the show and WTF? I get a signal LOSS when it is on the routers antenna.

What did I do wrong? I'll make a few more to see if I did something wrong but there isn't really anything to mess up.

Update: Less foil, better (construction) paper, and less glue = 5% gain at 30 feet.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006


I guess is down.


UPDATE: And it is back up.


Futurama(I loved Futurama)
Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad
And others...

All free and complete.

Here is the WOW episode of South Park.


Tuesday, October 10, 2006


HAHAH!! "Depth Keys"


Didn't even have to get them in town.

H/T: BlackBag

Monday, October 09, 2006

Link Addition.

I'm adding three links to my blogroll.

Two for fantastic investigative blogging and one for defending the other two.

and the one...

Link additions just for pissing M. Malkin off.

Image totally stolen from FM without permission of any type.

Update: I just got done listening to the entire Wild Bill rant. Wow. Bill, I feel for 'ya man. You can download the entire file here.


C of C #75

Carnival of Cordite #75

The 75th Carnival is up at Spank That Donkey

Prison Break

This is the first episode I've seen all season. I have no idea what is happening.

But the site he mentioned is...

Is owned by Fox broadcasting.

Once a Crook. Always a Crook.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Oh Yeah!

Congrats to the Detroit Tigers for beating the Yankees.

That is all.

Friday, October 06, 2006

What happens when...

One person has plans, but is told to go to Steak Out and Chrispy Cream

This is what it looks like at 11:00 P.M.

This is 1 Second shutter.

Four second shutter.

A full 15 and looks like daylight.

Hey look I'm a ghost.


Stars during the day?