Friday, September 30, 2005

Dell Hell.

So it begins...

The exhaust fan on my sisters three day old laptop is making this horrible sound.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

ERROR.

What? I have seen this one.



You mean I could...

HAVE SEEN IT FREE?

Links, Stuff that still doesn't matter.

I have found myself disconnected from the news, blogging, satire, and other things related to the Internet over the last couple of days. I went for almost a week without commenting on and blog and three days I neglected my own. So back to the news.

Chris (AnarchAngel) found this on NoR.

Folks don’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in: Alaska, California, Oklahoma, and Texas

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC.

Zombie Time has some new pics of protestors in their element.

They finally cancelled that damn “freedom” museum at the WTC site.


This is coo: The First ALL FEMALE FLIGHT CREW.

REP. RANGEL: George Bush is our Bull Connor. WTF? Bull Connor was a Democrat right? Well I’m just confused now.

Vilmar keeps telling of the book “Freaknomics” by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner. And how crime is still low, not because of gun laws, more prisons, tougher laws, but ABORTION.

The authors of the book posit that because of McCorvey's actions, more women got abortions. And those women? Mainly poor, Black, living in urban areas--exactly where much of the crimes take place and where c riminals come from. So while those women were getting their abortions, they were, in effect, doing their part to lower crime simply through not bringing into the world more boys who'd grow up impoverished, uneducated, with no father, and virtually no discipline.

Yeah my jaw dropped too.

Macker has done something other than blogging.

Damian has some links to some hilarious videos.

More protest Pictures.Now that I am thoroughly freaked out I am going to bed.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

It's not that I don't have a mind of my own.

It's that I don't have a mind of my own.

Only In Kentucky.

Only a Kentuckian could think of this ... from the state where drunk driving
is considered a sport.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Mt. Sterling,
Kentucky. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking
lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed
an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed
to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a
number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine,
dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle
forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few
more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.

At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started
to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on
the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
of the man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer
said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police
station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Kentuckian. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."


(H/T Darrell)

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Well, I'm sorry.

That I haven't been blogging for the last couple of days. I have been busy. The English class that I'm about to fail is taking up a lot of my time and one of our dogs died today.


Bootsie: 1998-2005

Sunday, September 25, 2005

What Bond Car Are You?

I'm an Aston Martin Vanquish - Which James Bond Vehicle Are You?
Take the James Bond Car Quiz!

CRAP-O.

I don't know what the deal is with Internet Explorer. I thought I had it fixed, but I guess not. The only way to view this site is with Firefox, I can't get IE to work.

Rammstein

BENZIN.

News, Links, Stuff That Doesn't Matter.

I don't care how much McDonald changes their theme the food will still suck.

Cherokees vote to display Ten Commandments
'We are sovereign nation and can pretty much post anything we want'


Murder Rate Up In The Big Easy


RETARDED names that celebrities give their kids


Looting Concerns Houston Authorities.

What M.A.S.H. Character Are You?

Click here to take the M*A*S*H quiz!

Yes, I read.

There were three things that really caught my attention in this week’s Carnival of Cordite.

First: The Freeholder's Hurricane Katrina: Lessons You Need To Learn.

Second: Katrina: after action lessons learned.

Third: Error Theory's When to Shoot.

All have some very good points on survival and what to expect during a disaster.


Saturday, September 24, 2005

Carnival of Cordite #31

I forgot it was Friday yesterday. The Carnival is up.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Stuff.

strongbad_email.exe

FMJ Soundboard.

3290 Final score.

Battlestar Blogging.

Almost starting.

Update 9:07: What ever happened I missed. Mom made me go to the store.

Update 9:11: An admiral??? and they came armed? Pegasus, where have I heard that before. (stargate Sg-1)

Update 9:20: I sware my parents know I'm trying to live blog Battlestar Galactica, thats the second errand.

Update 9:22: Why does my milkshake taste like coffee.

Update 9:26: Damn Six is HOT!

Update 9:28: WHO WHO WHO

Update 9:30: WHO THE HELL IS IT????

Update 9:32: I can't tell who it is. :(

Update 9:34: NO NOT THE CAPTAIN!?!?! She hates all of Galactica's Pilots.

Update 9:34:34: Orders my ass.

Update 9:38: Moen: Buy it for looks. Buy it for life.

Update 9:40: Transfered?? WTF? They must be better than the Pegasus pilots.

Update 9:43: Damn good plan Apollo.

Update 9:43: Kick his ass Helo.

Update 9:44: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK! MY CABLE WENT OUT!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. DAMNIT.

Update: 9:46: What the hell happened, all I saw was the Chief beating the shit out of someone.

Update 9:48: I think Comcast just CENSORED Battlestar. Cartoon Network was still on.

Update 9:50: NUKE 'EM COMMANDER!

Update 9:51: Damn that's Six. Holy Hell.

Update 9:53: :) :O

Update 9:56: Kick some ass Commander. Three Minutes left.

Update 9:57: "Launch the Alert Fighters!"

Okay now I have to watch it again cuz' I don't remember what I have just seen.

DAMN YOU McCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Via Slashdot)

Guide to help Bloggers beat the censors.


Political Bloggers Demand Speech Freedoms.



George Bush Jr. hits the bottle again!

Los Angeles, Alta California - September 22, 2005 - (ACN) President Bush, a recovering alcoholic, has "fallen off the wagon" again according to First Lady Laura Bush in comments made on on Disney owned KABC Radio in Los Angeles this morning

You have to be kidding me?

No, I'm not.




Oh man.

This could get bad.

Help Stop the ACLU.

Help stop taxpayer funding of the ACLU. Sign the petition.

This happened here.

This video of a Chinook was filmed here in Huntsville. They were going to shoot at it when the engine hit full speed, but someone forgot to tie it down.

Battlestar Galactica

I just may live blog the half season finale of Battlestar Galactica tonight. I don't have anything else to say today.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

But I Was Going for Anarchist.

You are a

Social Liberal
(60% permissive)

and an...

Economic Conservative
(88% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Capitalist










Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

What finds me.

2nd ammendment

burt gummer

david armand mime

"hollow men" "comedy central"


"my WebcamXP server!"


Family Guy bumpersticker


periodic table stewart

M900A LED opinions


pit bull shooting caliber

RIAA Trying to Copy-Protect Radio

For some time, the RIAA has been pushing the FCC to impose a copy-protection mandate on the makers of next-generation digital radio receiver/recorders (think TiVo-for-radio).

Now, as reported by Public Knowledge's Mike Godwin, the entire music industry has taken up the cause and is beating the drum in Congress.

Never mind that digital audio broadcasting is not significantly greater in quality than regular, analog radio. Never mind that it's of vastly less quality than that of audio CDs. In spite of these inconvenient facts, the RIAA is hoping that the transition to "digital audio broadcasting" will provide enough confusion and panic that they can persuade Congress or the FCC to impose some kind of copy-protection scheme or regulation on digital radio broadcast.
In other words, the music industry is basically saying that, where recording from next-generation radio is concerned, government must step in and freeze innovation to ensure that you can never do anything that you couldn't do with an analog cassette deck in 1984. This, despite the fact that Congress specifically approved of digital recording off the radio in the Audio Home Recording Act in 1992. So this is about stopping music fans from doing things that are perfectly legal under copyright law.

For a complete explanation of why this is a very, very bad idea, read EFF's comments [PDF] to the FCC on this topic.


For more information visit EFF.


Oh, with that, I'm worth about $2200

Verbindungen.

Hurricane Center May Run Out of Names

Government: Man Wanted Bush Assassinated

Hinckley's Therapists Say He's Normal

Rita Prompts New Orleans to Close Again

Genderless Baby Born in Moscow Region.

Blogger.

SUCKS!

WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU DELETE THOSE POSTS?

WHAT KIND OF SICK WACKO ARE YOU?

%&$@

uPDATE: iT IS WORKING AGAIN.(iF YOU CAN'T ALREADY TELL.)

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Starbucks cup promotes homosexuality?

Yeah, I though that too. How in the hell could they pull that off. Other than having a picture of two homosexuals going at it, but that may be a little extreme even for Starbucks.

"My only regret about being gay is that I repressed it for so long. I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don't make that mistake yourself. Life's too damn short."

Concerned Women for America, which says most of the quotes are liberal, believes corporations have a responsibility to reflect the diversity of their customers by taking a balanced approach or staying out of divisive social issues altogether, the Seattle Times reported.

Oh, for cryingout loud.

Dell Hell.

I feel the beginnings of my very own Dell Hell coming on.



Just a thought.

Monday, September 19, 2005

The Moron Times.

Well I thought the Hutsville Times was a lefty rag, being owned by the New York Times and all. However, this just sets the standard.

"Best guess: The U.S. Supreme Court will overturn the federal court ruling. And freedom will suffer."




(H/T: A Bama Blog)

Blogs 4 Bauer.











If anyone wanted those buttons leave a comment and I will setup the hosting and send you the link.

DON'T LINK TO THE IMAGES ON THIS SITE. THE QUALITY SUCKS AND I JUST MAY DELETE THE POST. SO DON'T!

For Those Who Missed it.

The Alabama VS. Mississippi game; catch of the year.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

What? Why Not Cyclops?

You scored as Colossus. Colossus is the strongest X-Man physically. His love for his family and his sister Illiana make him strong. Although he can be prone to fits of rage, he has a big heart under that organic steel skin. Powers: Can change his skin into organic steel making him nearly invunerable and exponentially increasing his strength

Colossus


85%

Cyclops


70%

Beast


70%

Storm


55%

Wolverine


50%

Nightcrawler


50%

Emma Frost


50%

Jean Grey


40%

Rogue


35%

Gambit


30%

Iceman


10%

Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com

Links.

1) So Google Maps is good for something.

2) If this is proven to be a viable alternative I am going to beat the living crap out of my math professors.

3) So when will all stereos have this?

4) Dell priced Linux.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

BWHAHAHA!!!


New Orleans' latest restaurant

(H/T Stand Up For Nothing.)

Weather.

The year old version of those storm pictures that have been going around.

And to think.

All the parading this woman has done of television, radio, and internet...


I was going somewhere with this.


She is a loon. How about that?

Carnival Of Cordite

Time once again for the (usually) weekly Carnival of Cordite!

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Quiz

You Are an Indie Rocker!

You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.

Matrix

Matrix (FREE) screensavers

Best:

Good:

Up To You:

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Tons -O- Stuff.

I could do a few posts about a number of things, but I decided against that and will do one LONG post on a few things. I will go in the order that the tabs are open. Here I go...

Kirsten Anderberg is a low income single mother and receives no funding or pay as a writer, sans from direct reader support. This set up allows her to be honest more often than most reporters. Please consider visitng her "donate" page ( http://resist.ca/~kirstena/pagedonate.html) or use this button below to make a $20 donation to help keep her radical original articles coming!

I feel for her, but down a few millimeters on her site there comes this.

BARBARA BUSH, YOU F*CKING PRIVILEGED BITCH!
Has Barbara Bush even worked ONE minimum wage job EVER this lifetime?

Uh oh, so their IS an agenda.

Her "hate" mail of funny also. Amazingly all of it is from sane people. Go figure.


Up next is...
The 20 Most Obnoxious Hurricane Katrina Quotes

"As I saw the African Americans, mostly African American families ripped apart, I could only think about slavery, families ripped apart, herded into what looked like concentration camps." -- Cynthia McKinney on the rescue efforts

Oh, for crying out loud.

third up is ihumpthings.com. Yeah... I think that should explain itself.

#4
RACIST poll on RACIST views uncovers RACISM! (H/T KisP)

5+9-9=5 (My math. Shut up!)
Have you been to The Drudge Report lately? Well, if you have not the pop up adds and spyware have decreased greatly. Thanks to the bloggers against Drudge.

Amid Katrina Chaos, Congressman Used National Guard to Visit Home

Want to guess what political party he is involved with?



Time for bed. good night.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Blogs 4 Bauer.

I haven't "officially" been accepted, but here are my blogs for Bauer buttons.







Am I spelling the name right?
(If they suck tell me. You better be able to suggest something. )

Links.

1) Cheat Sheets.

2) I don't know what it is called, but it is like...

3) I'm a damn dead bush.


(H/T Strages)

Monday, September 12, 2005

I Swear.

I almost cried when I read this. almost.


Vis Bestoftheweb.

I'm pulling my hair out.

I finally got internet back up, craped out at 1100hrs.

All I wanted to do was watch this.

Automobile Magazines Kumho Ecsta MX-C tire review.

(Yes, their red on purpose.)

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Finally.

I have finally figured out how to make those stupid buttons so if anyone wants one hit me with an email and what you want on it. I will use imageshack to host them, blogger is just not reliable.

here are some of them... (Bad quality I know, bloggers fault. Imageshack is clear.)






I thought the Toyota logo was clever. Green being the color of my car.

Bad News. Worse News

Chris at the AnarchAngel has a couple things that you may want to read.

The first dealing with the New Orleans disarmament and the second deals with us Alabamians.

9/11

Something everyone should read.

Belt-Fed Assault Rifle

Some good old gun pr0n.




The Shrike 5.56 Advanced Weapons System




The Shrike 5.56-SOF/CQB (Special Operations Forces/Close Quarters Battle) with 12.5” CQB barrel, ARES-16SPW lower receiver with 6-position stock, MIL-STD (1913) rail handguard, Aimpoint Comp M3 optical sight, SureFire M900A vertical foregrip/light and 200-round SAW ammunition container.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Bumper Stickers

  • Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
  • Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
  • Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night.
  • People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
  • Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
  • So many cats, so few recipes.
  • Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
  • Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
  • Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
  • On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
  • On your mark, get set, go away!
  • To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  • Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
  • Procrastinate now.
  • Rehab is for quitters.
  • I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?
  • West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.
  • The trouble with life is there's no background music.
  • NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
  • Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
  • Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  • Allow me to introduce my selves.
  • Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
  • I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
  • I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
  • I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  • The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
  • Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
  • A day without sunshine is like night.
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
  • BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.
  • Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
  • Honk If you want to see my finger.
  • Keep honking while I reload.
  • If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
  • Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
  • Constipation causes people not to give a crap.
  • All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
  • Watch out for the idiot behind me.
  • So you're kids no honor student. Society needs laborers.
  • Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
  • Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
  • Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.
  • New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico.
  • Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
  • Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
  • Worry. God knows all about you.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Thursday, September 08, 2005

What?

From The Roost via S. Burns comes...

What were they thinking?

http://www.nice-tits.org/

http://www.whorepresents.com/

http://www.penisland.net/

http://www.molestationnursery.com/

Dear Mozilla,

Why? Why does your quality assurance survey pop up when I have 15 windows open? Why does Mozilla then immediately fail? Why am I then forced to rate Mozilla poorly because of this? Why do I have to look up that info again? Why don’t I use IE?

Sometimes Mozilla you just suck.

Now is one of those times.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

NEW YORK '01 AND N.O. '05: WHY THE DIFFERENCE?

Vilmar, that's a damn fine rant. Exactly what needed to be said.

Part One.

Part Two.

Part Three.

Part Four.

School of Hard Knocks

Mrs. du Toit has a good article about New Orleans.

Wow! This guy is smart.

NIAGARA FALLS, Ontario - An enterprising young killer whale at Marineland has figured out how to use fish as bait to catch seagulls — and shared his strategy with his fellow whales.

Yeah, now that is smart.

Goodbye.

Mr. Bittorrent. Goodbye Mr. LimeWire. Goodbye Mr. Kazaa.

Maybe Not.

But this stinks.

AHHHHHHHH!

This truly SUCKS!

Saturday I paid $42 for a little over 12 gallons of gas or $3.27 a gallon.


Now gas is...

going DOWN.

Figures.

West = Left = Moron.

If you haven't seen the Kanye West video go here.

Everybody listen up!

Bill Whittle has a new one up and it is only 15 pages.

Monday, September 05, 2005

Stupid Californians.

I thought Live-shot.com was a good idea. But, CalEfona has a different idea.

I can just imagine what this Demo-Crap said to get a 72/0 approval of her bill in the state assembley and a 27/5 in the senate.

"Republicans have been shooting helpless animals while in their pajamas!"

"Someone could use this service to shoot up out schools!"

"BUSHHITLER!"

"People who should not have access to firearms will be able to use this."

So What?

I hope everyone enjoyed their Labor day off. No? Well, me neither.

Sunburn
.

Yeah, fun.

Anyway, last Sunday my father and I were putting brakes on my sisters car. Yeah, I know. Everything was going really good. Until my father handed me the hose to the air compressor. I promptly pointed it at the read drum and pulled the trigger.

"Wait", I heard my father say.

Too late.

Picture this; I'm standing above the drum with a cloud of brake dust forming around me. (No it did not contain Asbestos.)

Deep Breath.

HA! Didn't even sneeze.

We finished the day with the Drivers front brake.

Monday 1100 Hours

I hop in the car to test the brakes.

Forward.

Back.

Forward.

Back.

Forward.

Back.

This way.

That way.

North.

South.

No more squeaks and good petal. Time for a road test.
I pull out of the drive and hit about 15mph when, SCREECH.


I am sure everyone has heard a sound that made their blood curdle.

%&#$!!!

After a quick turn around I am back in the drive.

Within a minute I have the DRIVERS SIDE FRONT wheel off.

Immediately I see the problem. Coat hanger. Yes, a coat hanger. What we used to hold the caliper out of the way.

With the wheel back on I try again.

SCREECH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! %&@# ^% @^ #&#^$ $!!!!

Thinking the problem is the dust shield. I park the car.

Three days later someone gets time to look at the car.


My father finds the problem with the dust shield and with a tap from the hammer problem solved.

The whole time he is doing this I am thinking, "If I had just lost my temper instead of staying cool I would of eventually found the hammer and beat the shit out of that tire, wheel, caliper, and/or rotor and maybe I would have hit the dust shield."

Stupid Car.

Monday. 1000 hours.

I wake with a headache. Not a normal headache the one that feels like your head is in a vice headache. Sinus infection. Err. (What to take a guess what or where I got that from?)


Friday, September 02, 2005

fUn Fun fuN.

This looks fun.

Trying again.

Super Shorty.

Pwn4ge

Do any of these work? Maybe I did something wrong.
Upload Video and Images - Putfile

And Another Thing...

What in the Hell is the deal with Mr. Robinson?

You really have to read this to truly grasp what this moron is trying to say.

I mean Mike Crook was one thing, but this absolutely blows the mind.

The Opinions Expressed...

Here, have my 100% backing.

World stunned as U.S. struggles with Katrina
By Andrew Gray

LONDON (Reuters) - The world has watched amazed as the planet's only superpower struggles with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, with some saying the chaos has exposed flaws and deep divisions in American society.

"Not a single tourist caught in the tsunami was mugged. Now with all this happening in the U.S. we can easily see where the civilized part of the world's population is."

SINKING INTO ANARCHY


Fuck You Mr. Gray.

You can read the rest of this piece of shit article here.

Nav Bar Be Gone

If you want your Nav Bar gone go here.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Millitary Joke of the Day.

Funny can be found here.



AND


A good inflation calculator.

What is wrong here?


I know I have beaten this horse before, but there are three things that really stand out in my mind.