- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night.
- People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
- Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
- So many cats, so few recipes.
- Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
- Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
- On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
- On your mark, get set, go away!
- To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
- Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
- Procrastinate now.
- Rehab is for quitters.
- I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?
- West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.
- The trouble with life is there's no background music.
- NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
- Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- Allow me to introduce my selves.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
- I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
- Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!
- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
- A day without sunshine is like night.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
- BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.
- Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
- Honk If you want to see my finger.
- Keep honking while I reload.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
- Constipation causes people not to give a crap.
- All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- Watch out for the idiot behind me.
- So you're kids no honor student. Society needs laborers.
- Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
- Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
- Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.
- New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico.
- Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
- Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
- Worry. God knows all about you.
Saturday, September 10, 2005
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