Monday, July 25, 2005

Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment

Vardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfax reported Monday. He died after suffering repeated blows to the head.



Wyatt said...

I was at home, and have three witnesses who will back up my story.

Has anyone questioned O.J. yet?

Dr. Phat Tony said...

Let this be a lesson to all you other phantom spammers. I have all my hair, and can get an erection just fine. Stop sending me this crap, or I'll call down a fire mission.

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

See, there really is a God!
Just kidding.
Spammers shouldn't be killed, just tortured for a while...

Unknown said...

"Spammers shouldn't be killed, just tortured for a while..."