Sunday, July 31, 2005


Senate Votes to Shield Gun Manufacturers From Lawsuits
The 65-31 vote passed a bill that supporters said protects the industry from financial disaster and bankruptcy caused by damage lawsuits.

WHOOOOO! Thank you God!

Just go here. No, I am not sucking up.

Today's Gateway hell. So it's not just limited to dell.

0100 Sunday Tech Article

If you haven't memorized your IP address go here.

More Online Web cameras

Just Google any of the following phrases.

Axis Cameras:
/view/view.shtml axis
"Live view - / - AXIS"
indexFrame.html axis
"Live web imaging unleashed"

Find axis 205 webcams with dynamic dns.

startmenu open run type cmd (command in early versions of windows)
type nslookup
type server OR server
ls -d
OR to get a outputfile ls -d >>

Canon Cameras:

MOBOTIX Cameras:

Flexwatch Cameras:

Panasonic Cameras

"TOSHIBA Network Camera - User Login"


"my webcamXP server!"

Griffid DSS has lots of cameras online.

Wonder I



Friday, July 29, 2005


What can brown do for you?


1) Any program language.

2) Death By Caffeine

3) How to install Windows in Ubuntu.

4) Google'em password

5) Necessary USB programs

Carnival of Cordite #24

Boxing Alcibiades

It's Official...

Dr. Phat Tony is famous. At least in his eyes.

Heather's Reading Assignments

The suicide bombers don't eat pork or kill pigs, right? Well, someone from University of Tennessee has come up with a diversion from having their car bombed. Would you like bacon on that?

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Phat Tony will get a kick out of this.

No thanks to Michelle.

You know, I am not really sure I want to share this.

Ah, what the hell. Just go here.


No, I am not kidding.

This is what finds me.

"ariana huffington is full of crap"

Stewart's Periodic table

Llama .45 caliber

45. caliber

yahoo on comcast

hanoi jane

2nd ammendment

darla jay kmbz

This is Total Crap and it has Gotten Out of Control.

I am sure everyone know about the "Hot Coffee" video in Grand theft Auto: San Andreas. And that most retail stores have stopped carrying the game. Eventhough that this game and this are still carried?

In a fit of curiosity, I tried to find the mod and video. Most of the video sites did not have it listed. And I know that I have seen it there. Afterall they have had a lot worse stuff on there.

So I started on my merry searching way...

Take-Two Interactive, confirmed that its advertising practices were indeed the subject of a Federal Trade Commission inquiry. On Monday, the US House of Representatives
voted overwhelmingly in favor of such an investigation. Specifically, the FTC's Division of Advertising Practice is looking into how San Andreas was promoted, and to whom, to determine if Take-Two was culpable in misleading the public.

I find it absolutely amazing that our elected leaders can agree to investigate a f***ing video game, but can't do ANYTHING ELSE. Funny, but not really.

On a side note, I hate the Clinton's.

Then I come across this, and start to wonder?

If the Sims is WORSE... WTF? (This is just to funny. So setup.)

Larger company, larger payoffs I guess.

\sarc on


Do you feel that Grand Theft Auto has adversely affected you? If the answer is yes, please fill out the following form.

\sarc off

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

IQ Who?

IQ Test that I need to remember to take.

Idiot Test. Your Pick.

I am 100% Idiot.
Friggin Idiot!
I am such a friggin' idiot. The good news is I don't care if I annoy people because I am too stupid to realize it. I count with my fingers and live in ignorant bliss. Weeeeeee!

I am 0% Idiot.
Friggin Genius
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005


For some reason I have been fascinated with GIF animations lately.

Here is a GIF animator that has a 15 day free trial, and works okay.

Gimp is an animation tool that is free, but I haven't figured out how to install.

Help me.

Attack of the Show is where I found all this crap.

Simple Animations.


Advanced user help.

If anybody gets any created that they would like to share e-mail them to me.

Or post them on your blog and I'll link.

Hope hat helps with that unasked question.

Now, back to work. (Me not you.)

Sunday, July 24, 2005


1) Most law enforcement should have heard of a MIRT. A Mobile Infra Red Transmitter designed to trip traffic lights. Well, you too can build your own.

2) Cool any outdoor area 13 degrees in 30 min.

3) Self explanatory.

4) Yes, it's just that easy.

Best idea yet.

Lawmakers debate castration as punishment for sex offeners

Yeah, castration...

No, I am not kidding.


Yesterday I received my Ubuntu discs. It's Linux that's so totally free.
I have been trying to install it on a computer that has been just sitting around the house, and I have not been successful. I think it's a hardware issue and not the software. The live CD's work great but are slow. I may install Ubuntu on a second hard drive and run two operating systems from my primary computer.

So go get your free copies today.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Poll: Americans Say World War III Likely

WTF? It's already happening people. Get with the program.

WASHINGTON Jul 23, 2005 — Americans are far more likely than the Japanese to expect another world war in their lifetime, according to AP-Kyodo polling 60 years after World War II ended. Most people in both countries believe the first use of a nuclear weapon is never justified.

Okay, first problem; it's an AP story out of Japan. Of course the “Nukee” is not going to like it, but the “Nuker” shouldn't feel bad about saving countless lives with that action.

Two-thirds of Americans say the use of atomic bombs was unavoidable. Only 20 percent of Japanese felt that way and three-fourths said it was not necessary. Just one-half of Americans approve of the use of the atomic bombs on Japan.

Wait, 66% say unavoidable, but 50% approve???

Hideko Mori, a 71-year-old Tokyo housewife, said that as a child in Nagano in central Japan, she and her neighbors had to take refuge to avoid American air raids.

Holy Shit! I had no idea we were the bad guys!!!???

Trade tensions have increased between the United States and China after America ran up a $162 billion deficit with China last year, the largest ever with a single country.

So. What in the hell does this have to do with world war three?

I don’t think we can EVER USE ENOUGH NUKES. But that’s just me.

Thoughts. Comments.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Holy Crap.

This can't be good.

Wires Crossed.

Catherine Bell, one of the stars of SCI FI Channel's upcoming original miniseries The Triangle, told SCI FI Wire that she's attracted to roles in the science fiction genre,

Because she is part of everyone's favorite cult. DUH!

You have got to be kidding me.

ESRB has advised retailers to stop selling Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Via Slashdot

Update: I could not find GTA SA listed on ANY retail stores web sites.

It has started...

Peltier Effect Air Conditioner.

Two guys in Utah developed an air conditioner based on the Peltier Effect. One that is not limited by the capacity of freon.


Everyone may not know this, but Sen. Charles Schumer is a complete F***ing moron.

And know you know.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

That Gangsta Bitch.

Yes, you do.

Stupid people. I should have thought of this.

Nvidia takes SLI mainstream.

Santa Clara (CA) - Selling dual-graphics cards does not just work in the performance market, says Nvidia. A new driver and the new entry-level 6600 LE graphics card enable system builders to offer SLI PCs for less than $800.


Parents group urges recall of video game GTA.

I am about this close to getting GTA for the computer. As soon as the price drops to $20.

YAY, Pepto-Bismol...

Three Cowboys, Street background.


HatTip: SondraK

Philip Stewart's new periodic table of the elements.

Stewart's is the only remake to achieve widespread adoption since Dmitri Mendeleev invented the original periodic table in a fit of brilliance in 1869.

Red China 2

That would make a good game title.


Unocal backs bid from Chevron.


Maytag: Qindao Haier ends merger bid.

Some sad news as of late...

James Doohan died today at the age of 85.
Doohan is best knows for his role of "Scotty" the chief engineer on Star Trek.

Beam Him Up! He will be missed.

Monday, July 18, 2005

It's going to be nasty after this.

Well then.

SAN BERNARDINO Incorporating Ebonics into a new school policy that targets black students, the lowest-achieving group in the San Bernardino City Unified School District, may provide students a more well-rounded curriculum, said a local sociologist.

Well, isn't that just dandy?

"Ebonics is a different language, it's not slang as many believe,' Texeira said. "For many of these students Ebonics is their language, and it should be considered a foreign language. These students should be taught like other students who speak a foreign language.'

Okay, I'll agree with that. I won't acknowledge you if you speak it. I don't speak Spanish, so why should I try and figure this out?

Texeira said research has shown that students learn better when they fully comprehend the language they are being taught in.

"There are African Americans who do not agree with me. They say that (black students) are lazy and that they need to learn to talk,' Texeira said.

"...need to learn how to speak?" Yes?

"I'm afraid that now that we have this the Hispanic community, our largest population, will say, 'We want something for us.' Next we'll have the Asian community and the Jewish community (asking for their own programs). When will it end?'

When everybody speaks English, again.

Texeira urged people not be quick to judge the new program as socially exclusive. She said people need to be open to the program.

"Everybody has prejudices, but we must all learn to control that behavior,' Texeira said. She said a child's self confidence is tied to his or her cultural identity.

They refuse to teach their children in this countries native language and somehow it's my prejudice that makes it wrong? (Did I read that right?)

She compared the low performance of black students to starvation. "How can you be angry when you feed a family of starving children?'

Dann verlange ich, deutsches oder mit unterrichtet zu werden I einem schweren Schottisch-Irischen Akzent.

It's a week late...

however, I finally sent my IRC coupons to Rammstein.

Grateful Dead Did Me In.

I am 25% Hippie.
Wanna Be Hippie!
I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.


Tony Blair Desktop.

G. Bush Desktop.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

I hate to be so materialistic...

But I HAVE to get one.

And some world class animation. (9mb download)


Neat Photo over at Mongo's.


Raistlin Majere

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

An intensely private individual that chooses actions with care, you strive to further your own skills and powers.

This happens because I choose it to happen!

Raistlin is a character in the Dragonlance universe. He has a short biography at

Okay People Listen Up.

A Fatwah has been issued against Chris (AnarchAngel).


I stand by you Chris.

Visit David's or Chris's site for more information.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

This OWNS!

This beats the crap out of the previous video.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Optimus keyboard.

This will go great with the computer in the previous post.

Wow. I so want one... No!! TWO.

Nvidia's new GeForce 7800 GTX.

24 pixel pipelines
8 vertex shading units
430/600MHz Core/Mem clock with overclocking support.
302 million transistors
256-bit GDDR3 memory
PCI Express x16
Cost: base models about $600 up to the top of the line $1300.

I need two for this setup.

AlienWare's Dual graphics card support.

Yeah, about $4000.

It needs a 800watt power supply.

That will add a couple hundred a month on your utility bill.

Carnival Of Cordite #22 is up.

This weeks Carnival is hosted by...

Baboon Pitates.

Uh, Oh!

Rove Learned CIA Agent's Name From Novak.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

WOW! This is the funniest thing I have seen all week.


Hey I have a good idea! Let�s go out and piss people off that are in control of multi-ton vehicles! I don't know what this guy expected to happen but he got what he deserved. I would have done the exact same thing as the driver.

Somebody please tell me...

what this is?


How many people watch the Discovery Channels Mythbusters?

One, two.

Two, okay.

Well, last night they were testing the myth that water is a good defense against bullets.

I didn't get to see the handgun tests and the shotgun test, but the results were;

The slower the velocity the more likely they were to make it deeper in the water.

However, the .223, 30cal, and 50cal did absolutely NOTHING AT THREE FEET
at a 30 degree angle. (All supersonic rounds)

I will have to catch a replay to get all the facts.

Something else: Even though they are in San Francisco guns didn't bother them one bit (Well, not Jamie).

Even in the ballistics tests (previous episode), the entire casts gets in there and fires off a few dozen automatic rounds.

Update: there is a company that makes a round for this purpose.

Update: It Comes in Pints has the full story.

Remember, Friday...

And Firefly is prior to SG-1.

Joseph Wilson Calls on Bush to Fire Rove

WASHINGTON (AP) - Former Ambassador Joseph Wilson called on President Bush Thursday to fire deputy chief of staff Karl Rove, saying Bush's top-level aide engaged in an "abuse of power" by discussing Wilson's wife's job with a reporter.

Power? What power does he have other than to advise? Hence, Deputy Chief of Staff.

Wilson, in an interview broadcast Thursday on NBC's "Today" show, said he thinks the White House's posture in this controversy represents a continuing "cover-up of the web of lies that underpin the justification for going to war in Iraq."

Just as I thought, a moron. Or STILL a moron. Depends on how you look at it.

Wilson was asked about statements by Rove's defenders noting that an e-mail describing Rove's conversation with Time reporter Matthew Cooper indicated that Rove did not specifically mention Valerie Plame by name.

WTF? How did he leak her name without saying it?

"My wife's name is Mrs. Joseph Wilson," he replied. "It is Mrs. Valerie Wilson. He named her. He identified her," Wilson said. "So that argument doesn't stand the smell test ... What I do know is that Mr. Rove is talking to the press and he is saying things like my wife is fair game. That's an outrage. That's an abuse of power."

My wife’s name is Mrs. Valerie Wilson? I did not know that until YOU told me.

Asked how he and his wife were coping with the continuing controversy, Wilson said, "We have two 5-year-old twins and they occupy most of our free time. She's obviously nonplussed at this unwanted attention brought to our family. But she's tough."

Again, the moron theory; they have TWO five-year-old TWINS... So there are FOUR?

"The president has said repeatedly, "I am a man of my word,'" Wilson added. "He should stand up and prove that his word is his bond and fire Karl Rove."

Did I miss something? When did the President say he was going to fire Karl Rove?

Is This the Work of the Hillary-Beast?

Sen. Joseph Lieberman (D-Conn.), ranking member of the Senate Armed Services (SASC) airland subcommittee, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.), a SASC member, and Reps. Ellen Tauscher (D-Calif.) and Mark Udall (D-Colo.), both members of the House Armed Services committee, are pressing for the passage of the United States Army Relief Act.

However, the Drudge link states: Hillary Clinton introduces legislation to raise size of Army by 80,000 troops...

Does anyone smell DRAFT 2?

I Feel Pretty. Oh So Pretty.

There are lots of men in the United States that pay money to be treated like this.

I Don't Really...

find any of this surprising.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Oh, For Crying Out Loud.

Pope Opposes Harry Potter Novels - Signed Letters from Cardinal Ratzinger Now Online.

World Peace - Nah.

End hunger - Nope.

Fight Against Childrens movies - Sound like a winner.

What the Hell?



I didn't hear of this...

Must be because of that rock I'm living under?

Dean's World.

While your at it, read this too.

I never...

I never thought that I would link to the Huffington Post.
Mush less so, because I found an interesting article there.

PS; Greg Gutfield rocks.

GullyBorg is Right about Karl.

Gullyborg has an absolute fantastic post on the media's fascination with Karl Rove.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Why is this funny to me?

I ran across this over at the Demo-something sewer.

"If Clinton is Larry Flynt, Rush is Dom DeLuise."

But, I like Dom and two of his sons are directors/producers/characters in Stargate SG-1.

Which in my book, gives them a pass.

Whats in your CD player?

This is my current list of tunes that I carry around.

1) Oomph - Augen Auf
2) The Killers - Mr. Brightside
3) Franz Ferdanand - Take Me Out
4) Modest Mouse - Float On
5) The Vines - OutoftheWay
6) GodSmack - Voodoo
7) Depeche Mode - Dream On/Personal Jesus
8) Seven Dust - Live Again
9) PitchShifter - Genius
10) Gravity Kills - Alive
11) Fear Factory - Replica
12) Junkie XL - Deaf Beat
13) Drowning Pool - Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
14) Filter - Take My Picture
15) Megaherz - Gott Stein '04
16) Massive Attack - SuperPredators
17) Static X - Cold
18) Rob Zombie - Dragula
19) Rammstein - Sonne
20) ...

What are your suggestions?


Monday, July 11, 2005

GTA: SA is in the news... again.

Kim du Toit is on an interesting topic today.

Somehow, it seems, that Grand Theft Auto franchise has struck a nerve with Kim and a San Francisco based watchdog group.

Because of a "mod" that allows graphic sexual displays that could be harmful to children.

Give me a break.

1) GTA is rated mature so no one under the age of 18 can even purchase the game.

2) The mod is available for the PC version of the game only.

3) If the game gets into the hands of a minor and he/she does something stupid, what the hell do I care. Is it my fault that their parents didn't teach them right and wrong?

4) 95% on the GTA sales have been for Playstation.

5) The game is rated mature so no one under the age of 18 should even be playing it.

6) Why does society shun at sex, but gobbles up violence?

It's an ADULT video game. Made by ADULTS for ADULTS.

Have you had one of those days?

It seems as if this blog has turned into an outlet for me to vent my Toyota induced anger.


Well, Friday my sister was out running errands with my father. He threw his back out the previous day and needed to get a few things to help out with the pain.

First stop the Chiropractor. Pulling up to the door in a very tight parking lot, my father hobbles out of the car and into the office.

No more than ten minutes later they emerge and go on their marry way.

Second stop Medication. Setting in the turn lane waiting to pull in the parking lot and…WAM!!!!!!!!

She gets rear ended.

It apparently wasn't bad enough for my father to even call the cops and report the accident.

My sister, being so mad she could piss acid, calls me.

A few minutes later my grandfather, mother, and I are standing there photographing the damage.

My sister is still visibly pissed. Not at the fact that she was in her first car accident, but that daddy-o did dick about it.



My mother calls the police to report the accident.

My father informs her that he told the lady it wasn’t too bad. And that she could go.

I jump down his throat… so does everyone else.

The police arrive and we inform him of the recent information we have received.

A really nice guy gives my sister a pep talk and how she didn’t do anything wrong, and none of it was her fault.

While he is getting back into his car, I notice something.

There is beige paint on the passenger side rear quarter panel.

Wait a minute, the car that hit her was a blue SUV? WTF??

Turns out she was hit at the chiropractor’s office by a beige van.


I don’t subscribe to luck.

Curses are different.

This little car is cursed. Engine problems, tree, and two car accidents in ONE day.

It’s not that the car was destroyed, it wasn’t, but there needed to be a police report.


The newest damage to the car may throw off the estimate for the older damage to the car.

Stupid car.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Dell Hell.

Thanks to BlogJones.

The MotherBoard Chronicles.

(From Chapter Three.)

He places me on hold for – and I’m not kidding here – twenty two minutes. The only reason I didn’t hang up is because I held firmly in my mind the conviction that if I let him go now, I’d never ever get through to Dell tech support again. Finally, he popped back on the phone. “Okay, sir?”

“Yes,” I grumbled.

“Okay, I think I know what is going on. I believe it may have something to do with your drivers. Can I get you to go to Start, Control Panel, Display?”


“Yes sir?”

“I cannot do as you ask, David.”

“Oh. Why not?”

“Because my display does not work, David. I can’t see a g**damn thing.”

“Oh. Okay, so it’s your monitor that needs service then?”

“No, David. I’m fairly certain it’s the video chip. I plugged an external monitor in and it didn’t work at all.”

“So, um… Ok, so you have a monitor plugged in and it doesn’t work?”


“Umm… Is it a Dell monitor? Because I don't think I can help you if it's not a -”



“Transfer me to your superior, please.”

“Umm… okay, no problem, one second sir.”

Nineteen minutes, several doodles of David in a guillotine, and three broken pencils later:


“Yes, David?”

“My supervisor is tied up on another call right now.”

I sighed heavily. “Why does that not surprise me?”

“But sir?”

“Yes David?”

“I asked another tech here about your problem, and they said that it’s most likely your motherboard.”

“Yep, that’s pretty much what I figured.”

“Okay, so will you be repairing this yourself, or will we be sending a tech out?”

“Oh, dear God, I hope you are sending a tech out.”

“Oh, okay, because to send a tech out would be $520.00.”

A VERY stunned silence ensued. He decided to break it with the “good” news.

“But if you do it yourself, that price drops to $380.00”.


“Yes sir?”

“David, this laptop is still under warranty.”

He took a few seconds to study this. “Oh. I guess it is. In that case, I guess it would be free.”

I swear to God the Almighty that if David had been present in the room with me, I would have hoisted him high into the air and dropped him across my knee, breaking his back and paralyzing him for eternity. I would then spend every waking moment for the rest of our lives together reciting poetry about football into his ear and forcing him to eat nothing but Atkins-friendly candy.

Also, it seems that Dell hates Bloggers.

But, it's a policy of look and don't touch?

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Is that all?

You Are 82% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

Photo Blogger

I have registered Pitbullsyndicate as my other blog.

It will be photos and...

well thats about it.

All safe for work though. HEHEHE!

go visit here at

London 7/7

Let our thoughts and prayers go out to the victims in today’s abominable attacks is London.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Two Good and Two Bad.

For the Good.

U.S Court of Appeals Rejects IRS Plea to Soften Schulz V. IRS ruling.
The AnarchAngel has a full rundown of the repercussions.

Bastards Inc. has news about a beautiful new piece of military hardware.

Now the Bad.

Victims of Communist Violence Threaten to Chain Themselves to Monument


Berlin's Shame: We Will Never Forget!

All that crap thats on your phone bill that you DON'T know about.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Since the cats out of the bag...

I have now seen this on a larger blog so now I will tell.

Go NOW!!!!!!! And see the light.

I kept it in as long as possible.

It's Raining...

It's pouring,

The Old Man is Snoring,

He fell out of bed and bumped his head,

And shit I spilled my coffee!

I don't know where that came from?

Time for the News.

Today, it seems, is a very good news day. So many stupid people doing so many stupid things.

I know who we can send on the FIRST manned mission to a comet.

Thank you Palm Beach Post. You have shown your true light.

This is SOOOOOO new to me.

But wait, wouldn't this mean that the Dumb-o-craps are hypocrites?

Blair should have gutted these two pigs.


Friday, July 01, 2005

This is something everyone should know.

How to...

Tick people off


fake fingerprints.

Oh, Carnival of Cordite #20 is up at Resistance is Futile.


This is one of the coolest annimations I have seen on the net.

Is this not true?

The single funniest Star Trek game of all time.

The follow up to the single funniest Star Trek game of all time.